fun dirty fact 1 : A mute couple got married recently . Due to their inability to speak , communication is hard for them . The wife came up with an idea , she wrote to her husband saying if he want to have sex later at night before sleep , grab her right boob . If he dont want , grab her left boob. And then, the husband replied by writing, "If you wan to have sex, stroke me batang once . if you dont want to have sex, stroke my batang 100 times"
fun dirty fact 2 : A girl got a bee stucked in her vagina (dont ask me why, ppl tell me this joke) . The boyfriend went to the doctor with her. Doctor took a look at it and told them his plans. He was going to put some honey on his batanghead and try to lure the bee out. While he was doing this IN AND OUT, things got awkward. The doctor start doing it faster and even grabbing her boob. Sensing some problem, the boyfriend asked the doctor "What the fuck are you doing?" and so the doctor replied. "Change of plan, i'm going to drown the bee"
PS: these jokes are provided by a very "chickenbreast" friend of mine . its not my joke . plus you need some brain to actually get the joke . tq
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