im too lazy to blog

fun dirty fact 1 : A mute couple got married recently . Due to their inability to speak , communication is hard for them . The wife came up with an idea , she wrote to her husband saying if he want to have sex later at night before sleep , grab her right boob . If he dont want , grab her left boob. And then, the husband replied by writing, "If you wan to have sex, stroke me batang once . if you dont want to have sex, stroke my batang 100 times" 

fun dirty fact 2 : A girl got a bee stucked in her vagina (dont ask me why, ppl tell me this joke) . The boyfriend went to the doctor with her. Doctor took a look at it and told them his plans. He was going to put some honey on his batanghead and try to lure the bee out. While he was doing this IN AND OUT, things got awkward. The doctor start doing it faster and even grabbing her boob. Sensing some problem, the boyfriend asked the doctor "What the fuck are you doing?" and so the doctor replied. "Change of plan, i'm going to drown the bee" 

PS: these jokes are provided by a very "chickenbreast" friend of mine . its not my joke . plus you need some brain to actually get the joke . tq 

today is the day i became a HERO !

yes i know i look like joker even back then . 

most people will wonder why today i became a hero ? the answer is simple . i fought my way to the very end . and won the battle . i swam the fastest . I BEAT ALL THOSE FELLOW SPERMA! which basically means today is my birthday . the day i kena shit out . 

ngam ngam 12 . my phone non stop ringing . but the first one was my girl . her timing chun . but i really terharu gila babeng . cause all those i never expect to wish me , did wish me . thanks for all the wishes babes =) 

thanks to madeliene, FATregas, jocelyn, evelynn, houzhi, houren, kent, khai hong, mok, spy, kiwei, piksan, siti, roxzanne, danielle, kevin, meisan, teresa, goldfish, airin, sister, jenai, minli and oiyee ! these are the ones who messaged me ! thanks =) 

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS !

KOAY YEE VEN AKA PAOPAO
MOK LIP BIN AKA MOKKY BALBOA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two of my bestfriend MOKKY BALBOA and PAOPAO . Mok Lip Bin and Koay Yee Ven actually . went ou with them . had a great day . nothing much to blog . next time !

holy ... cow

ahhh fcuker . back pain . been feeling so since last 2 weeks . thought it'll recover . mayb i shud stop futsal for a while =/ i dont wanna be cripple and stay infront of the comp and blog all day long . thats fcuking lifeless . ahh another interesting fact , i learned how to make homemade bombs thru youtube and yet to try it out =/ . 

bye mofakas .

P.S : back pain laaa . cant really sit here for long =/ pray im fine .