Tuesday, September 30, 2008

awesome + friends = kuwakness

elvin gavin houren ( do not ask why the fcuk my hair look like that ) too short 
pik san and i ! 
gavin and houren .
INI AKU . SUPRAMAN
yee ven . the sohem kuwakchai . 
kuwakchai and kuwaklui 
the girls
splash effect
yesh me poser !
the gang ! lucky houren . 
subryne and elvin . 
the 3 kuwakchais
she's not posing . she's actually shouting for her life cause there's one cockroach is below her . 
kuwak luis
see my expression + piksan = kena electrifRIED ( its actually some grass thinggie )

howdy! back for more ? =) last 2 days was pure awesomeness . sunday morning i woke up, khai hong fetched me to midvalley . just to hang out . see those cosplay . some look nice some look fcuking wadafak . pink hair . oh my . after that, we decided to watch movie . not much nice movie nowadays . thanks to SOO, we decided to watch painted skin . the show's storyline was okay la . but really slow . so i think SOO's review tipu people one =) . after the movie we went home . and then the fun begins ! went ag's DPC place at 9+ pm. upon reaching, subryne elvin soofrine was already there then were joined by piksan later . so long never see this bunch of kuwakchai and kuwaklui . aggie especially . she's busy all the time . cant really blame her . we hang out at her place . played some card game , drank some beers , had some good laughs and definately awesome time together ( we seldom have the time to meet up like this ) . all hungry around 3+ am . went kepong makan MEE BABI . fcuking sedap okay . den all went home and tidur .

the next day, by the time i wake up, was already 4+pm . piksan smsed me whether the swimming plan ON or not . no nid ask me one . this kuwak chai sure ON . what also ON oneee . holiday what . but then it started to rain . i dont care . i just went and fetch piksan soofrine and houren . fortunately, by the time we reach ag's place , rain stopped ! disitulah kelamenessan dan keso-high-nessan begins . after that we went makan dinner and all ciao . end of story . nabeh im like reporting my lifestyle to you all man . fcuker .

RAYA! not like im celebrating but im happy on behalf of those who are celebrating! selamat hari raya aidilfitri! sometimes i just wonder why racism occur among us . wadafak betul . chinese like to say malay racist . malay like to say chinese racist . sampai bila only can stop ? pandai skit boleh tak ? =) kick the fcuking racism out of us, then baru BEST ! but talk is cheap . easier said than done . its so true . sometimes i cant help but to be racist at times ( i admit, my bad ) .

JAY CHOU! yes i know there are people who dont like him . once again , fcuk off if you dont like what you're reading . like la i beg you to come . his album is going to be out soon ! his first debut song was awesome . encouraging people and ask people not to give up so easily . jeromefo ( long time jay chou fans with me ) asked if i pre-ordered the album which i usually will . but this time i didnt . not so excited already . people change i guess =) im more to football nowadays.  i got my dimitar berbatov no.9 jersey ! but its fake . yeah some of you fcukers thinking that im cheap . mayb i am . but i happy you happy ? i buy it just to wear during futsal . fake or real . takde differences la . moreover, if ori also people say fake . abit cha dou right . oh well . im cheap ^^ and im proud of it

whoah sometimes i got friends dam hebat one . they are those people who like to get fcuked ( literally) everyday . if not they'll feel uneasy .  this is what my friends ( courtesy of kuwakchais ) call , LOH DIU ( amik kongkek ) . but my friends can be unbelievable . they evolve very fast one . from LOH DIU become CHIONG DIU ( rampas kongkek ) . fcuking awesome wei . if you wanna ask how is chiong diu or loh diu like , ask people like chunsin and awyong ( sorry my fellow kuwakchais , i nid GOOD example you know ) . they talk crap out of a sudden when people is not even talking to them . like now , im skyping with lichin n kent n chunsin, this chunsin sing gay song and jolin tsai's song . what the fcuk ! . i came across this video in youtube . it'll briefly explain about what im saying . enjoy 

P.S : kuwak in my blog means TRICKY / SNEAKY . not gangsta . me no gangsta . 





Saturday, September 27, 2008

Vroom Vroooooommmmm .... EKKKKKK . Guess who's back ?



Yes i know im random . first i quit . deleted the fcuking blog . but HERE AM I ! AGAIN ! IM BACK ! thanks to michelle yap wei MAE* (fcuker i always type MEI) . 

YESS LAAHHHH . finished exam . overall it was pretty okay . hopefully can get straight A's laaa . then can get monnehhh ! FCUKK LAAHHHHH . exam finished = fcuking bored . humans are really fan chin (in cantonese, i dont how the fcuk to explain in english) . when class is on , always want holiday , when holiday , always say bored . wtfbbq la . MICHELLE YAP . please pray that i get good results this semester so i can cheat my father some money to go aussie =) 

Anyway, what's happening to the world nowadays ? (fulamakatak i sound so superman-ish) . there are people who bring guns to unis and shoot the fcuk out of people (the finland massacre) . there are people who blackmail classmates to have sex with them (fcuking 16 years old!) . there are people who kidnap a 17 years old girl and killed her before asking for ransom (johor sad case) . there are people who are getting detained for crimes they did not commit (i dont wanna end up tio ISA) . there are people who try to promote unity by being racist (i dont wanna end up tio ISA again) . damn random la all this people . learn from the past laaa , sure mampos if continue like this . i know you all like to watch the dark knight , but dont la till wanna copy Joker live in a world without rules . 

WARNING! this is the part im supposingly to be emo (or am i ?) . get the fcuk away from my girlfriend laaaa . people couple already still wanna ask if you have a chance ? respect la brother . muka tembok macam wall of china . i know i might not look good or smart . i know some people think im lame . i know some people think i dont deserve her . heck , even some of my OWN friends never thought we'll last . every week ask me break up already or not . rofl . but u all CHUI MEH (in cantonese again, go learn la) . its my life ! any problem with it ? ill run you down with my tongsampah car . dont play play . i used to wear a shirt with "ONE girl friend is not enough" written over it . some girls say im unfaithful ? dont ge kiang (act smart , hokkien this time) . one girlfriend is not enough , BUT having my girl now , is MORE than enough . you dont know how much we love each other then shadap la . i know all this might sound very corny and yuk mah (cantonese, buy a cina dictionary pls) , but i told you . MY FCUKING LIFE , MY FCUKING BLOG, what you wanna complain about ? listen to the grandma (vid below)





Okehh . sudah finish the emo part . oh my brader's and sistah's bday all coming . all ramai ramai celebrate la okay ! cant wait . nowadays im addicted to futsal . one week 3 times . money also 3 times the faster habis . but oh well =) . thanks for spending your time reading my fcuking blog =) 

p.s : i am NOT a uneducated person . the vulgarity in this post is meant to describe the actual feeling im feeling which words cant really express . its like when u scratched your leg , you'll say PAIN WEH . but when u break ur leg and the bone stick out of ur skin, you'll say FCUKING PAIN WEH . you'll get the idea =)  . 

this video is awesome